I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like
“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”
(via ithinkimightveinhaledyou)
scarlett johansson for dolce and gabbana, l’eau the one
(Source: natalia-romanoff, via aintborntipycal)
| girl: | i kinda like horses. |
| ty: | WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE. |